The A-Hole Who Ate An Octopus

[Back on October 4th I posted about the New rule banning octopus hunting in Seattle because of the public outcry when a diver killed a 6 foot “specimen” and left it clearly displayed in the back of his truck (like a wolf in Jackson Hole). Then on October 14th, the New York Times ran an absurdly-titled article praising the killer, while disparaging the people who called for an end to octopus hunting in Puget Sound (who were ultimately successful).

I’m not going to include the entire article (hell, I’m not even going to read it all), since it goes on for 4 or 5 pages, but here’s the first page so you can see how feebly the media sucks up to animal killers these days]:

 

The Octopus that Almost Ate Seattle

October 14th, 2013 NYT

In the months leading up to the hunt, Dylan Mayer trained twice a week in his parents’ swimming pool, asking friends to attack him, splay their arms and grab him, drag him to the surface and shove him below it, pull off his mask, snatch his regulator, time his recovery. By last Halloween, he was ready, and as the light began to fade that afternoon, the broad-shouldered 19-year-old jumped into a red Ford pickup truck with his buddy and drove some 40 minutes from Maple Valley, Wash., to West Seattle. They arrived at Alki Beach around 4 p.m., put on their wet suits and ambled into Cove 2. Then they slipped into Elliott Bay, the Space Needle punctuating the city line in the distance like an inverted exclamation point.

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Dylan Mayer holding the giant Pacific octopus that he caught in Puget Sound.

Under the dark water, the teenagers looked around with the help of a diving light. At 45 feet, they passed a sunken ship, the Honey Bear, and at 85 feet, beneath the buoy line, they saw further evidence of the former marina — steel beams, pilings and sunken watercraft. Marine life thrived in this haven of junk, and for this reason, Cove 2 was a popular dive site. According to the permit he had just purchased at Walmart, Mayer was allowed to catch this sea life and cook it, which is exactly what he set out to do. He wasn’t much of a chef, but he had experience foraging for his dinner. Mayer had attended a high school known for its Future Farmers of America program; he also knew how to slaughter cows and castrate bulls. Now he was going to community college, where he was asked to draw something from nature. He figured that he might as well eat it too. And as he scanned the bay, he could already imagine searing the marine morsels on high heat and popping them, rare and unctuous, into his mouth. He soon spotted his prey. “That’s a big [expletive] octopus,” he scribbled on his underwater slate.

The giant Pacific octopus was curled inside a rock piling, both its color and texture altered by camouflage. Mayer judged it to be his size, about six feet, and wondered if he could take it on alone. He lunged at the octopus, grabbing one of its eight arms. It slipped slimily between his fingers, its suckers feeling and tasting his hand. He reached for it again, and again it retreated. Able to squeeze its body through a space as small as a lemon, the octopus was unlikely to succumb to his grip. He poked it with his finger and watched it turn brighter shades of red, until finally, it sprang forward and revealed itself to be a nine-foot wheel charging through the water.

The octopus grabbed Mayer where it could, encircling his thigh, spiraling his torso, its some 1,600 suckers — varying in size from a peppercorn to a pepper mill — latching onto his wet suit and face. It pulled Mayer’s regulator out of his mouth. His adrenaline rising, he punched the creature, and began a wrestling match that would last 25 minutes.

Eventually, he managed to pull the animal to the surface, where a number of divers couldn’t help noticing a teenager punching an 80-pound octopus. As they approached, Mayer freaked out. “Let’s get out of here,” he said, sucker marks ringing his face. “Maybe we shouldn’t have done this.” But it was too late. He dragged his kill ashore, where a few bystanders, in disbelief, took his picture and threatened to report him. Lugging the octopus to the red truck, Mayer cited his permit. But the divers kept taking pictures. That night, as Mayer butchered the octopus for dinner, they posted the photos online.

In a city finely attuned to both the ethics of food sourcing and poster-worthy animal causes (the spotted owl, the killer whale and marbled murrelet among them), Mayer’s exploits became an instant cause célèbre. On Nov. 1 and 2, Seattle’s competing news stations reported the octopus hunt. The next day, The Seattle Times ran the story on the front page. On Web forums, Seattleites tracked down the teenager’s name and address through the clues in the photos: the truck’s license plate, the high school named on Mayer’s sweatshirt and the inspection sticker affixed to his tank. “I hope this sick [expletive] gets tangled in a gill net next time he dives and thus removes a potential budding sociopath before it graduates from invertebrates to mammals,” read one typical comment, which received 52 “thumbs-ups.” Around the same time, Scott Lundy, one of the men who had confronted Mayer in Cove 2, issued a “Save the G.P.O.” petition to ban octopus harvesting from the beach and examine the practice statewide. By the next day, he had collected 1,105 signatures.

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5 thoughts on “The A-Hole Who Ate An Octopus

  1. I saw this in NY times and was appalled
    New Yorkers for the most part are urban folks and suffer from nature deficit disorder … They didn’t have a clue glorifying this mess.
    Just like the guy who paraded around with the dead wolf on his SUV
    They are both terribly ignorant and don’t realize that apparently we share the earth with these marvelous stewards of our land and waters.. We are a shameful lot .. The entitled human parasite strikes again!

  2. Hardly unprecedented but still disappointing that a publication like the New York Times, tireless defender of the politically correct and self-imagined arbiter of liberal opinion, should treat this subject so glibly, exalting the octopod’s killer while reporting dismissively the opinions of those Seattleites who find something objectionable about thrill-killing a large, inoffensive, highly-evolved life-form for no good reason. Judging by the readers’ comment section following the article, the NYT, it could be argued, at least accurately reflects the sensibilities of its readership. Similarly, other contributors to this site have noted NPR’s (another liberal icon) recent laudatory reporting about the increasing number of women hunters in Wyoming. And who can overlook CNN’s Anthony Bourdain, liberals’ favorite bon vivant and bad boy, spouting inanities about the culinary brotherhood of man between mouthfuls of foie gras, when he’s not busy shooting eland from a Land Rover, cutting the heads off chickens with a rusty pocket-knife, or playfully bantering about how he likes to see pigs killed while one is getting shot in the head and bled-out on screen.

    Here, in essence, can be found everything that is wrong with self-proclaimed progressives and American-style liberalism. While posing as the relentless defender of underdogs and the disadvantaged (unless they are animals), implacable foe of inequality and injustice (unless the victims are non-human), and inexhaustible headwater of compassion and mercy, the political left seems to find nothing at all troubling about the vile manner in which much of animal life is treated by its own constituency. While taking righteous offense at all manner of racism, sexism, nativism, and political incorrectness, no matter how trivial, it inexplicably misses the most egregious injustices of all, right under its nose. Inexplicable, that is, unless you recognize these folks for what they really are: a sorry collection of fools, poseurs and hypocrites.

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