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As tensions mount between North Korea and American allies, The Onion looks back at key moments in the relationship between the U.S. and North Korea.

• 1948

  God decides to come to Earth in the form of 36-year-old Korean man Kim Il-sung

• 1950

  The outbreak of the Korean War marks the high point of U.S.–North Korean relations

• 1973

  Henry Blake’s plane is shot down, sending Hawkeye and the 4077th into drunken despair

• June 1994

  Kim Il-sung meets with one-term U.S. Supreme Leader Jimmy Carter

• July 1994

  After considering a record number of talented sons, Kim Il-sung ultimately designates Kim Jong-il as his successor

• 1996

  Three million patriotic North Koreans agree to starve to death for the good of their country

• 2003

  North Korea withdraws from the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, indicating that the country has developed the capabilities to lie

• 2008

  George W. Bush removes North Korea from…