BLOOMINGTON, Minnesota (Enviro Snowflake Brief) August 8, 2038— Dr. Walter Palmer was the last living member of the long defunct trophy hunting Safari Club. In addition, Palmer was infamous with older wildlife advocates for the outrage he stirred 23 years ago when he killed Cecil the Lion, who was a beloved tourist attraction in Zimbabwe in the famed Hwange National Park.

This morning in Bloomington, Minnesota Walter Palmer, 77, passed after a long battle with Chronic Wasting Disease he contracted twenty years earlier ingesting infected elk meat after a hunting trip in Wyoming.

The Wildlife Conservation Society, among many conservation organizations speaking out, released a statement.

“It was the immoral, ego-driven, self-entitled ‘Ugly American’ hunter that provided the…