“He’ll talk up how Americans are up to the challenge of confronting climate change — which means get used to the heat, droughts and sea level rise — and then he’ll secretly pass gas, order a drone strike and go take a nap.”
by Madame Beaubama, Clairvoyant at Arms / Earth First! News
Today President Obama will deliver a speech on climate change at Georgetown University. You can watch it live here: whitehouse.gov/liv
It promises to be, as some copy editor working in the White House dungeons has crafted for a press release, his “vision for a comprehensive plan to reduce carbon pollution, prepare our country for the impacts of climate change, and lead global efforts to fight it.”
As you probably already know, with the full force of a fucking sneaky but brilliant team of writers and political goons, he is going to sell us a big load of shit.
Look for these messages between the lines:
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Exposing the Big Game 
Before his nap he’ll go out back and smoke a cigarette throw a ball to Bo and waves to Michelle has she scampers through the garden picking daisies and she throws him a kiss they’re very happy with their American dream.