Thanks to all of you who contributed to this expanded list…
Top 20 New Names for Wildlife “Services”
20) U.S. Department of Nimrods
19) Federal Bureau of Elmers
18) Fuckin’ Neanderthals
17) Hunters with Badges
16) USDA: United States Destroyers of Animals
15) The “We Hate Wild animals and hate those who defend them” Agency
14) Federal Goon Squad– “If it’s breathing we’ll kill it”
13) Central Unintelligence Agency
12) Department of Corrupt out the Ass
11) WildDEATH Services
10) Wildlife Termination Services
9) Government-issued Animal Abusers
8) Goose-stepping Nazi war criminals
7) Seven Psychopaths
6) Biodiversitybusters
5) The Anti-Predator Project
4) A Bunch of Loathsome Cattle-Barron Butt-kissers
3) Chaos
2) The Animal Abolition Agency
1) Two words: Wildlife Disservices
Exposing the Big Game 
The wild/dead dept of USSA
( United States surveillance association)
Death is only a phone call away !
We can solve all your problems!
W.S. = wack squad.
Really.
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21) Bunch of Cunts.
Noted.
That was an insult to a woman’s body part…
I find the word to just have a nice bite to it.
When used in a put-down, cunt can be used on both women AND men. If you need further convincing, listen to this audio bit.
You’re right Jim #18 is better the way you put it, I was trying to be polite, which is very hard to do when you’re dealing with incompetent brain dead morons.I dare those pompous selfrighteous dillweeds to come up with 5 names let alone 20 to praise their work!!!!
PS. love the pic with Elmer on the roof and the Mooseketeers enjoying a beer 🙂
Glad you’re ok with my revision;) and the celebratory moose photo.
Uneducated. Stupid. Fuddy-duddy. Wild-west. S#I+heads .
Department Of Redneck Inbreds
Good one
Jim, do you read The Daily Maul? Something tells me it would be your cup of tea.
I think I’ve heard of it. What’s the link?
Here you go! http://thedailymaul.com/
Must be of a like mind.
Wildlife Taliban would be a good name for USFWS and their state-level counterparts.