The hunter population has gotten out of control and it’s time to do something about it.
Certain do-gooders have envisioned a policy of targeting only the males and displaying their manly parts above the fireplace or barn door as trophies. Other self-appointed regulators submit that that would unfairly skew the sex ratio of the species, especially in light of the rapidly increasing epidemic of female hunters. They suggest the best way to ease the overpopulation of hunters is to sell tags for both sexes. To recruit more hunter hunters, children aged ten or younger would be encouraged to join in the cull.
But, unfortunately, the notion that we can control their numbers through regulated harvest is a myth. The more you take down, the more their survivors breed to make up for their losses.
Exposing the Big Game 
Trap-neuter-NOreturn. They could be used to clean shelters…with their tongue. The planet can’t afford hunters overpopulation, something must be done before it’s too late
Damned pests they are
They keep bringing the elk numbers down too – my Alpha and I depend on elk to feed our family!
Thanks for the giggles! First time today I’ve had a big, genuine smile on my face!
Me TOO!! We all need comic relief. Thank you to the author
Anytime.
Perfect !
Dumb and Dumber
Thanks for the comic relief
Hooray… I would like to see this on billboards nationwide, everywhere! Seriously, I almost suffered a laugh attack or two… am still laughing! Thank you for this… finally a solution for those “vermin”… has a “pest damage control co.” responded yet?
Don’t forget, it’s not a solution, they’ll only breed more… Glad you got a good laugh!
Darn, you’re right… Haha!