We need to find out who the reptiles’ PR or legal firm is. Note the information totally missing from the news release that would have been included had the beast been a wolf, cougar, or bear: First off, there is no indication how far this was from the nearest School Bus Stop, or grade school. Second, there is no description of the murderous joy and wanton wasting of life enjoyed by alligators. Those are mandatory in mammal attacks.
The young man was ill-advised to curse an alligator. They are just like drunken bullies with reptilian brains that make any slights actionable items. I would say, leave them be, and avoid conversations with them. And never tell any shoe, purse, or belt jokes when they’re around.
Nevermind the fact that the dumbasses jump into the water despite warnings, or leave their windows down around wild lions. If they kill a human, they’ve got to go. We are still a very primitive species, especially in Texas.
Exposing the Big Game 
Fucking hilarious, but I dread what will happen to the alligators in retaliation.
We need to find out who the reptiles’ PR or legal firm is. Note the information totally missing from the news release that would have been included had the beast been a wolf, cougar, or bear: First off, there is no indication how far this was from the nearest School Bus Stop, or grade school. Second, there is no description of the murderous joy and wanton wasting of life enjoyed by alligators. Those are mandatory in mammal attacks.
The young man was ill-advised to curse an alligator. They are just like drunken bullies with reptilian brains that make any slights actionable items. I would say, leave them be, and avoid conversations with them. And never tell any shoe, purse, or belt jokes when they’re around.
Well, here’s another ‘revenge’ killing, just like the poor leopard in Kruger park:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/07/killer-alligator-killed_n_7743910.html?utm_hp_ref=green&ir=Green
Nevermind the fact that the dumbasses jump into the water despite warnings, or leave their windows down around wild lions. If they kill a human, they’ve got to go. We are still a very primitive species, especially in Texas.