Killer Alligator Killed In Eastern Texas
An alligator that was illegally poached in Texas on Monday has been identified as the one that attacked and killed 28-year-old Tommie Woodward early last Friday morning.
Woodward ignored posted and verbal warnings about alligators at a marina in eastern Texas and dove into the water late at night. A gator quickly grabbed him and dragged him under the water, where he died.
A game warden found his body shortly after, about 200 yards from the scene. Woodward died from drowning, an autopsy found, but the gator had severed his left arm below the elbow.
A customer at the same marina who identified himself only as “Bear” brought in the dead alligator on Monday, saying he’d baited it with a chicken and then shot it in the head, according to the Houston Chronicle. “He had to go,” “Bear” said. “That’s what happens when you kill someone.”
Texas game wardens get assistance from Orange firefighters as they lift the body of an alligator into the back of a truck at Burkart’s Marina, Monday, July 6, 2015, in Orange, Texas.
Exposing the Big Game 
Fucking knew this would happen.
You were right, but I expected it to be “legal” and “official.”
Woodward’s death is reportedly the first verified fatality from an alligator attack in Texas since 1836.
Sorry, but it is not an attack if you jump into a body of water with alligators despite warning signs, or sharks either for that matter, or walk up to bison. What a rigged system we have! I do wish Texas would secede, so that the country could declare war on them and Idaho. 🙂
I’m actually quite concerned what these missing links are going to do next – national healthcare, a black man in the White House, and gays getting married, and taking their Confederate flag away from them is probably sending them all over the edge right now.
Ass clowns!
Redneck vengeance! No matter how stupid, how cowardly, or how sadistic the human instigator, the animal must be made to pay for any harm. Well, at least the alligator made sure the earth is minus one fool.
But the fools keep breeding more fools! Another guy in Texas I was reading lit a firecracker on his chest over the 4th holiday, and guess what? Another Darwin prize awared in absentia.
I guess Bear will now have to go out and shoot up a fireworks factory?
Well, I hope he shoots the inside the factory! If the fools would just keep winning Darwin awards at the same rate as they keep propagating at least the numbers would stay even.