The shaggy Texas Rock Band successfully sued the “cast” members of Duck Dynasty for ID theft today, claiming the faux “reality” cable TV show was cashing-in on a look the furry guitarist made famous in the 1970s.

Top donated their $100 million settlement to an anti-duck hunting group which plans to put Ducks Unlimited out of business and purchase land where ducks and geese are actually protected—from hunters.

(This has been another installment in EtBG’s “Headlines We’d Like to See.”)