If there’s one thing we Americans understand, it’s that royalty isn’t a birthright, it’s a financial status.
A baby is born every 8 seconds—what’s the big deal about this one? Sorry, but to us the so-called “Royal Baby” is just another of the 3,000 human offspring born into this world every 20 minutes (meanwhile, during the same 20 minutes, another plant or animal becomes extinct—27,000 species each year). The majestic brat is really only one more of the hundreds of thousands of little darlings born that day, or the 1.5 million people born every week.
(That’s like adding a city the size of Phoenix or Philadelphia. In just one week! And around the world right now, one in ten people lack access to clean drinking water, one in eight doesn’t have enough food to eat, while one in five lives on less than $1 a day.)
According to the Population Clock, there will be 125 million births in the world this year. By the time this group is ready to start school, there will have been at least another 625 million new humans born.
In light of all this, the birth of the “royal” baby hardly seems newsworthy.

