Millennials Are Killing Animals (and Now It’s a Trend)

Plus, creepy Colonel Sanders bearskin rugs have arrived

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Finally, something millennials aren’t killing: hunting

The number of hunters in America has been on the decline since the ‘80s, but that trend is reversing thanks in part to…millennials! That’s right, the generation responsible for killing cableAmerican cheese, and breastaurants is also killing wild geese and deer — but instead of mounting antlers on their walls, they’re looking to hunting their own wild game as a source of sustainable, local meat for dishes like goose pho and beaver-tail lardo.

This Colonel Sanders bearskin rug really ties the room together

KFC’s latest marketing stunt involves Colonel Sanders faux-bearskin rugs, just in time for an ultra-creepy Valentine’s Day rendezvous in front of the fire. Tragically, this terrifying piece of home decor isn’t available for purchase, but you can win one on Reddit.

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2 thoughts on “Millennials Are Killing Animals (and Now It’s a Trend)

  1. So much for millennials being the hope for the world. In my experience they have at least 3 kids and are very very self- absorbed.

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